Trying to think of ways to spice up and ad creativity to my freestyle writing/ blogging, I came up with the idea of writing a freestyle poem in just five minutes. I want to see if any of you can beat me so write yours and send it to me here , or leave it in the comments below. The winner will be crowned California Hydraulics Freestyle Poet of November!
I’m just going to have to trust that you keep to the five minute time limit. I may not be too hard to beat anyway.
So I’m just starting rapping
I sure could well be crapping
If this was the real thing
like if i was on stage with just a mic, cap, crowd and nose ring
looking at my opponent that’s you in my mind
you cant even face me that’s why your behind
the curtain of the stage hiding
while your ears bleed from this spitfiring
I could rap all day about all kinds of things
I could keep going past when the end bell when it rings
while you still stuttering trying to work out what rhymes with lynch pin king dumplings
let me tells you lynch pins rhymes with inch sins and sing somethings with king dumplings
so there’s little substance to my lyrics so what?
there’s no comeuppance to these idyllics I’m hot!
Ive got bars for days
they try to stop me by all kinds of ways
behind bars they think I won’t stray
but oh look how the cat got away
yet your the pussy, excuse my language
sorry it’s Chinese i saw it on a menu came in a sandwich
I know I’m not PC
but this is the net not DC
defeating you is easy
now I can prepare to celebrate my victory
If you think can compete, return it
But you might well just get beat so learn it
I grind so hard don’t think I didn’t earn
while your ego i think I just burned it
hopped it like Kermit
don’t need no license or no permit
Thanks for listening to my rap, give me a fat clap! Oh it was supposed to be a poem oh dear oh well I’ll show em, just slow it down and listen to it like a poem.